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Why is life complex?
It has real and imaginary components!
1 and i have a big debate. Who lost?
It's 1, because its arguments are zero (but 0 is worse off, it doesn't have any!).
What is the ugliest number?
It's –1, because it's hideous (i2).
What do you call a running i?
A sports complex.
How does a complex man go about flirting with a rational woman?
He asks her to come into ? with him.
Who abducted Helen of Troy?
It's Icarus, because i2 ln(3) = –ln(3)
Why is it sadistic to perform two reflections across the x-axis in a row?
Because it changes nothing and it's barbaric.
Why do imaginary women have a slim waist?
Because they're in a ? body.
What does a purely imaginary value s do when it heads off in the opposite direction?
It bolts ().
