At a press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder stated that he suspects the man of being a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. Although he did not reveal his identity, he confirmed that the charges brought against him by the FBI are for possession of weapons of mass instruction.
"Al-Gebra is a real problem for our peace of mind," the Attorney General added. "To achieve their ends, they use the product of the means and the extremes, and sometimes go off at a tangent, in search of absolute values. They use code names such as X and Y, and refer to some of their members as unknowns. We have, however, determined that they have a common denominator and that, by tracing their various lines of activity, we can locate their coordinates in a number of directions."
